Two elderly men sat side by side on a park bench, enjoying the warm afternoon.  

A young woman jogged past them, dressed in a sports bra and shorts. One of the men smiled to himself. Noticing, the woman stopped and frowned. "Why are you grinning at me like some creep?" she asked.  

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The old man chuckled warmly. "Oh, I wasn't smiling *at* you, my dear. I was smiling because no matter how hard life gets, a beautiful summer day and the sight of youth always lifts an old man's spirits."  

Touched by his words, the woman smiled, leaned in, and gave him a quick peck on the cheek before continuing her run.  

As soon as she was out of earshot, the man turned to his friend with a satisfied grin. "That makes it 3-0. Your turn next."